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人人网上还有状态
E:赶紧买车吧,不然迟早被北风把我吹死。
L:买吧买吧 买了来washburn玩
I to L:washburn是吉它 吗
L to I:?
E to I:是美国一所学校的名称
L to E:我还以为她要表达啥暗示的
I to E:美国的一所学校是以吉他名来命名的
E to I:额。你对吉他还蛮有研究?
I to L:不是有一个吉他牌子叫 washburn 么
I to E:接触没多久 一直想买把 washburn的 ,这个是美国产的
我把这段无厘头的对话无聊的转载过来的原因是,Google关键词washburn,第一个结果就是Washburn Guitar
无知也就算了,死撑就太累了…
*I for Idiot
One day, does the Plato ask teacher Su’s space to pull bottom what is love?The teacher lets him go to cornfield first to go to, taking off the biggest the most golden ears of wheat in a whole grain farmland, period can take off once, and can only go straight up, can’t turn head.
Plato hence say according to the teacher of do.Result his two hands came out farm land all emptily.The teacher asks him why could not take off?
He says:Can take off once, can’t backslide again, the period even sees biggest the most golden, because of doing not know before whether is better, so didn’t take off;Walk to front, deliver again definitely always the can not compare with sees before of good, the originally biggest the most golden ears of wheat missed already;Hence I what also do not take off.
The teacher says:This is”love”.
After again one day, the Plato asks him of teacher what is marriage, his teacher calls him go to the inside of the forest first, chopping down next whole forestseses biggest most exuberant, the most suitable match to put the tree which make a Christmas tree at home.In the interval same can chop down once, and same can only with go straight up, can’t turn head.
Plato hence shine on a teacher to talk to do.Now time, he took a with common , isn’t very exuberant, as well the not on the whole very bad tree come back.The teacher asks him, how take this of the tree come back, he says:”While there ising last time experience, being me to walk to greater half road two hands stilling aring all empty see this tree also not too bad, chop down then, in case after missing, end again what also take not to come out.”
The teacher says:”This is the marriage!”
Life positive if cross cornfield and forest, walks once, can’t turn head.To find out to belong to own the best the ears of wheat and the big tree you have to have great courage and pay an equal effort.
十二 01, 2010 @ 18:12:41
我从省城回来了居然还让我坐了沙花~~~~
define:精分
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ggarlic 回复:
十二月 2nd, 2010 at 12:03
@Jonny, “班长:我在宁波啊。。你让阿X帮你去补啊 。”自动补了个“齿”上去
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etiont 回复:
十二月 7th, 2010 at 13:38
@ggarlic, 基情深似海!
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L 回复:
十二月 9th, 2010 at 22:15
@ggarlic, 我嚼着吧,自从饭否回来似乎总看到蒜蒜。(/▽\) 大概因为我原来不咋上推特。不过貌似最近也不咋上饭否。
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ggarlic 回复:
十二月 9th, 2010 at 22:17
@L, 我这就匿
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L 回复:
十二月 9th, 2010 at 22:21
@ggarlic,
别。我突然花线一个问题,我不素在推特上才晓得蒜蒜的咩?饭否活过来后我们互fo了?素咩?我咋不记得了?
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ggarlic 回复:
十二月 10th, 2010 at 00:25
@L, 是,是,是。第四个问题,其实我也不记得了,我特意跑去饭否查看的fo人的顺序,果然是恢复后互fo的,好多推上的熟人都是恢复后fo的 @_@
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etiont 回复:
十二月 7th, 2010 at 13:38
@Jonny, 精神分裂……
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十二 01, 2010 @ 19:30:55
楼上在暗示神马
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etiont 回复:
十二月 7th, 2010 at 13:39
@无敌, 雄孔雀跳舞都会暗示神马?
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十二 01, 2010 @ 19:31:11
求 ET.L 的校内
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etiont 回复:
十二月 7th, 2010 at 13:39
@无敌, 表示不会乱曝光马甲……
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十二 04, 2010 @ 14:50:32
萌萌如此认真严谨的态度让我去搜了一下ancient greece marriage system
大致有关的史实背景是:
1) 古希腊的婚姻基本是父母包办的,女孩一般在14岁开始就要被父母嫁出去,所以窃以为自由恋爱的可能性很小
2) 古希腊是可以离婚的,不孕不育或者通奸神马的都可以离婚
3) 只有上层人才有资格结婚,奴隶无权结婚
4) 男人不会对外人谈论自己的老婆,因为怕招蜂引蝶神马的 (所以我说的各种群P应该是跟别的神马朝代记混了)
reference
http://www.articlesbase.com/marriage-articles/marriage-in-ancient-greece-139279.html
但是我依然觉得这个对话不会发生在柏拉图和苏格拉底之间,只是后人想到了一个好故事,套个名字比较方便传播罢了……
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etiont 回复:
十二月 7th, 2010 at 15:00
@Heidi, 嗯,没有具体的出处,去能推断它真实性不大,苏格拉底是不是老和尚都无所谓了……
不过我后来的疑问是,reference里谈的是古希腊关于爱情的同性,是否这和柏拉图的爱情观也是相通的呢?
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L 回复:
十二月 9th, 2010 at 22:17
@Heidi, 你们如此严谨的态度……
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十二 04, 2010 @ 14:51:16
掉了另一个reference
http://historylink102.com/greece3/marriage.htm
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十二 04, 2010 @ 20:44:40
我也有点精分,
但是,你发那个歌干嘛…?
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夏了了 回复:
十二月 7th, 2010 at 12:32
@铁蛋骑士, 扯下铁蛋,走人
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etiont 回复:
十二月 7th, 2010 at 13:40
@夏了了, Ouch!
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L 回复:
十二月 9th, 2010 at 22:16
@etiont, 为啥扯铁蛋,若辰叫了咧?
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etiont 回复:
十二月 7th, 2010 at 13:39
@铁蛋骑士, 因为都是【请你……】系列嘛。。。
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十二 06, 2010 @ 18:02:09
联通啊,不好混,刚进去都是卖卡来着。。
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etiont 回复:
十二月 7th, 2010 at 13:40
@Firm, 这个大侠你混过?
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十二 17, 2010 @ 19:19:43
源哥已阅。。。加个外链。。。
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etiont 回复:
十二月 20th, 2010 at 00:43
@调节阀, 源老板这就是你现在公司的主页么?
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etiont 回复:
十二月 20th, 2010 at 00:43
@调节阀, 源老板这就是你现在公司的主页么??
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hisnake 回复:
十二月 30th, 2010 at 20:31
@etiont, 优化的一个词之一。。。不是主站。。。
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